Douglas Olson’s Washington Report:
A Summary of Racial Outrages in the Nation’s Capital

Feel Safer Now?

Hispanics now make up 31.5 percent of US Customs and Border Protection personnel. Franklin Jones (race unspecified, but we have our suspicions), executive director of CBP’s equal employment opportunity, boasts that this glowing accomplishment was achieved by “community outreach, career development, and targeted recruiting for under-represented groups.” In other words, CBP actively discriminated against whites.

Since Hispanics make up only 10.7 percent of the US workforce, according to the Feds, they are already vastly over-represented at CBP, and even make up about 13 percent of the agency’s highest-paid employees.

So when will “outreach” start for “under-represented” whites? Hold your breath.

Must be Racism!

Members of the Congressional Black Caucus are reported “outraged” because the House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct, laughably known as the “ethics committee” for an organization that has no ethics, is currently investigating no fewer than seven Negro members.

Never mind that the committee exists not to ferret out wrongdoing, but to cover up public ethical lapses among its members or, at worst, grant absolution by slapping them lightly on the wrist. This is an opportunity to scream “racism!,” and no black politician ever misses a chance like that. “Is there concern whether someone is trying to set up [CBC] members? Yeah, there is,” an anonymous black Democrat told Politico.com. “It looks as if there is somebody out there who understands what the rules [are] and sends names to the ethics committee with the goal of going after” the CBC. CBC Chairman Barbara Lee (D-CA) and other Negro House members met with Office of Congressional Ethics officials earlier this year to raise “concerns.” And things have only gotten worse since that meeting.

At the end of October, new ethics investigations were opened on Maxine Waters (D-CA) and Laura Richardson (D-CA). This in addition to pending probes on Ways and Means Chairman Charlie Rangel (D-NY), whose numerous woes were summarized in our last report, Carolyn Kilpatrick (D-MI), Bennie Thompson (D-MS), Donald Payne (D-NJ) and Donna Christensen (D-VI). The only black senator, Roland Burris (D-IL), who was appointed last year by the disgraced Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D), is under investigation by that chamber’s ethics panel.

Kilpatrick Thompson, Payne, and Christensen are being scrutinized for taking corporate-paid trips to “multinational business conferences” in the black islands in the Caribbean — a violation of a rule change implemented by Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) in 2007. The most amusing aspect of this particular farce is that Negro G. K. Butterfield (D-NC), who took the same trip before Pelosi outlawed it, is leading the “investigation.” He claims, of course, that he has no conflict of interest, either in having made the now-forbidden trip or in being black. “To put one of their own [CBC] members in charge of the investigation just shows that nothing has changed — the ethics process is still a complete mockery,” observed an official of one of the Washington “watchdog” groups.

Similarly, Negro Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO) is one of those sitting in judgment of Waters for using her position to get “bailout” money for a minority-owned bank whose board of directors once included her husband, and in which he still owns sizeable stock holdings. Richardson is being probed over a house she abandoned after being elected to Congress, but reacquired after a third party purchased it in foreclosure.

Most interesting from a racial point of view is the blacks’ bitter complaint that Jewish Rep. Jane Harman (D-CA) is not being investigated after being caught on a federal wiretap talking to an Israeli agent about her plans to chair the House Intelligence Committee. (Pelosi later blocked her from taking that post.) The paranoid black Democrat who spoke to Politico railed that Harman is getting a pass “because she has plenty of money to defend herself” and the committee is fearful of “going up against” the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC).

Well, even paranoid Negroes are not always wrong.

Feeding Our Destruction

A new analysis of Food Stamp statistics says that nearly half of all US children — including 90 percent of Negro kids — are eating off taxpayers during some part of their childhood. Overall, 37 percent of “whites” use Food Stamps by the time they are 20, according to the study — and this figure apparently includes Hispanics, since they are not mentioned separately in reports on the study.

What this really demonstrates is the real magnitude of demographic disaster that has overcome once-white America.

What Do You Mean, ‘We,’ White Man?

For more than two centuries, Haiti has stood as the incontrovertible monument to the black man’s ability to govern himself without white assistance. After 200 years of black rule, it is unquestionably the most wretched, poverty-drenched hell-hole in the entire Western Hemisphere — excepting, perhaps, Detroit — a political, social, economic, educational and environmental disaster par excellance.

The 75-year-old chairman of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, Jim Oberstar (D-MN), visited that island recently with black Reps. Gregory Meeks (D-NY) and Corinne Brown (D-FL), to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the time he spent there teaching French and Creole to US military personnel during one of their periodic occupations of the country.

“There are hopeful signs” for Haiti, lied Oberstar when interviewed by a writer for The Hill newspaper. “If the [presidential election of 2011] is honest and goes off successfully without disruption, it will be an expression of the people’s will, and Haiti will then have the stability it needs to implement the changes in government structure, and attract back the Haitian diaspora . . . . They’d come home if there were no reprisals and opportunities for them. But there are some things we need to do . . . .”

“We” need to “distribute US produced charcoal fuel for heating and cooking” because Haitians have chopped down the 130 million trees “we” planted there long ago and used the wood for fuel. “We’ve got to reforest the countryside,” says Oberstar, not even being honest enough to add “again.”

“That’s the starting point. Then we and the international community have to support the government encourage outside investment.” And on and on.

While “we’re” at it, why not stock that island paradise with unicorns, centaurs, and mermaids, to give the inhabitants some much-needed food and sport?