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Game On: Revenge of the Matriarchs
I was walking past WalMart’s aisle of literature when I noticed what appeared to be an entire section of books featuring hot Amish women longingly gazing out over the open plain. After a closer look, I realized that I had stumbled onto the new genre that I’ve being hearing about: Amish Porn. They’re a type of romance novel that take place in idyllic American communities.To...
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The R.E.A.L. Ghostbusters
Jeffrey Imm wants to help the Tea Party Movement with a problem: hate. Like a Scientologist with an E-Meter, he has detected a dangerous level of “hate” in the Tea Party Movement. He’s driven by a passionate desire to help people solve a problem that they weren’t able to detect without his help. He’s a political “ghostbuster,” filling his rhetorical Proton Pack with...
Read MoreBlogger Proposes MLK Day “Money Bomb” for American Third Position
“American Third Position’s MLK Day Money Bomb”WikitopianFrom Occidental Dissent, January 6, 2009America’s President is a man who proudly devoted decades of his life to advocating for his race, a man who smiled through over a decade of sermons against Whites from his reverend and mentor Jeremiah Wright. His wife spent her adult life ashamed to be an American because...
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Six Rules for White Advocacy
I’m working on a Simple White Advocacy Guide that will help activists in the movement with the basics of persuasion and discourse. Its primary inspiration was the Israel Project’s Global Language Dictionary, but it will include a set of Appendices that will serve to aggregate our community’s tribal knowledge on these topics. For example, those of us who’ve put a lot of time...
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Ben Stein Drops the A Bomb
Larry King hosted a discussion between Ben Stein and Ron Paul on Monday that was ostensibly about the airline security fiasco. The discussion quickly turned into a heated debate between Stein and Paul about the root cause of the terrorist attack. Paul exhorted Stein to “think like a scientist” and try to figure out the real motivation behind these attacks. Stein tried to parrot...
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Precious
An illiterate and morbidly obese 16 year old Black girl scrambles out of KFC with a stolen bucket of fried chicken, then races to the waiting room of a special school for delinquents. While in the waiting room, she lurches forward and vomits into the garbage can because she’s pregnant with her second child. The father of the child is her own HIV Positive father, who viciously...
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Good Hair
Even the most oppressive tyrannies have their jesters. Comedians, particularly Black ones, are about the only people free to draw attention to what the rest of us are obliged to ignore. A White man would barely be allowed by law to explain the difference between Black people and “niggas” in public, yet Chris Rock can do it on HBO. Dave Chappelle was making tens of millions of...
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